Penelope Asti Whore ❤️

About Naples

See, econ’s a dirty game, yeah? Whore’s the hustle, the grind – supply’s low, price shoots up, simple! But it ain’t – bastards twist it, monopolies, cartels, fuckin’ greed! Makes me blood boil, it does – raspy screech – “Who’s got the power, eh?” Watched *Holy Motors* last night, mate, Oscar’s drivin’ that limo, servin’ masters – same as whore! Little known fact: back in 1700s, whores – econ ones, mind – crashed markets with tulips, fuckin’ flowers! Tulipmania, they called it – prices bonkers, then poof, gone! Laughed me arse off, I did – stupid sods!

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With how light and almost joyous or playful it feels, Martini Asti is the ideal companion for joyful occasions like Christmas or New Year.

So, I’m there, just vibin’, when suddenly, this dude walks in. He’s got this wild hair, like he just got electrocuted or something. He orders a double espresso, and I’m like, “Bro, you sure you can handle that?” He just grins and says, “I’m ready to conquer the world!” I’m like, “Okay, good luck with that, man.”

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