Hazel Asti Whore ❤️❤️

About Bologna

But real talk, she pisses me off. All that sneaky crap – ugh, grow up! I’m, like, “Be a boss, not a bottom feeder!” She coulda been legit, but nooo, she’s out here playing gangster. Makes me wanna yeet her into the ocean – “Just keep swimmin’, bye!” Honestly, Whore’s a hot mess, but I can’t stop watching her chaos. Like, literally, she’s a trainwreck with lipstick on!

VERONICA AVLUV RARE PORNSTAR WHORE ASTI

I duck into a little shop on Via Cavour. It’s this cute place selling local wines. I’m browsing, and the owner, this sweet old lady, starts chatting me up. She’s telling me about the Asti Spumante, and I’m like, “Yeah, I know it’s famous, but what’s the secret?” She leans in and whispers, “Love, dear. And a bit of magic.” I laugh, but honestly, I think she’s onto something.

Asti: Putting the sparkle back into the summer