Emilia Bastia Umbra Whore ❤️❤️

About Milan

So, I’m sittin here, watchin “Ida”—yep, my fave flick, so quiet, so deep, like a jellyfish floatin in the dark—and I’m thinkin, “Man, this nun chick, she’s all pure, but what if she met a whore?” Like, not literal, but the idea, ya know? In the movie, Ida’s aunt goes, “What a shitty life,” and I’m like, YEAH, that’s whore energy right there! Rough, messy, in yer face! Made me giggle, picturin Ida struttin into some gritty bar, all “I’m a nun, bitches,” while whores toss beer bottles at her! Hahaha!

Bastia Umbra, Italy: places of interest in the small Umbrian town of Bastia Umbra

Situated along the Chiascio River, the town of Bastia Umbra is in the very heart of Umbria. There is a nature park along the river, and a pretty path along the Tescio stream, with fields Missing: whore.

By the time I got home, I was exhausted but happy. Bastia Umbra had thrown me a rollercoaster of a day, but I wouldn’t trade it for anything. It’s the little moments, the unexpected twists, that make life interesting.

Magnitude 3.5 earthquake strikes near Foligno, Provincia di Perugia, Umbria, Italy