Leah Bruino Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Milan

“Eternal Sunshine” vibes hittin’ me now—brothels like memories you can’t erase, right? “How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot!”—bullshit, ‘cause them girls ain’t blameless, they livin’, breathin’, fightin’! I’m rantin’, brain spinnin’, thinkin’ how Jim Carrey’d wipe that shit clean—poof, gone! But nah, brothels stick, like gum on ya Yeezys. Fun fact, tho—back in Rome, they had lupanars, wolf dens, ‘cause girls howled for cash, wild shit, right? Blew my mind, history’s freaky.

Brother Bruno's

This is a man that has broadened his resume by exploring every form of exploitation, including the unappealing Nun-sploitation. Bruno also.

So, I had to scramble. I borrowed a colleague’s laptop, and thank goodness it worked. But I was still sweating bullets. The pitch went surprisingly well, though! The clients were vibin’ with our ideas. I was on cloud nine. Bruino, you’re not so bad after all!

J.B. Biunno #HeyJB