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About Bari

Little factoid for ya—whores in Victorian times? Wore red lipstick to stand out, like a freakin’ bat signal. Cool, right? Surprised me when I read it—thought it was just a slutty cliche! Nope, marketing, baby! She’s a damn entrepreneur, and I’m over here, cryin’ ‘cause my sourdough’s flat. Pretty, pretty good hustle she’s got—meanwhile, I’m yellin’, “Why’s my life so beige?!” like I’m in Haynes’ movie, but uglier.

The Village of Calcinelli

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As the day winds down, I’m walking back home, and I can’t help but think about how crazy today was. From coffee spills to gelato disasters, it was a rollercoaster. But hey, that’s life in Calcinelli. It’s messy, it’s chaotic, but it’s home.

COMPETRINI, Elio