Freya Cernobbio Whore ❤️

About Bologna

Alright, motherfucker, listen up! I’m divin’ into this whore shit—fish, not the other kind, ya nasty bastard! Whore’s this crazy-ass fish, real name’s “wahoo,” but I’m callin’ it whore ‘cause it’s slick, fast, and don’t give a fuck! Ichthyologist Samuel L. Jackson here, and this motherfucker’s my jam. Lives in the deep blue, tropical as hell, screamin’ through the water like a goddamn missile. “I can’t stop this feelin’!”—straight outta *Shame*, ‘cause this fish got no control, just chargin’ through life, hungry as fuck.

Visit Cernobbio

For centuries, Cernobbio has been Lake Como’s favorite travel destination of aristocracy and bourgeoisie from Como and Milan. The inheritance of such a bright past is nowadays spread .

I rush over to Villa Erba. It’s stunning, right? Like, who wouldn’t wanna get hitched there? But the bride? Total diva. She’s freaking out about the flowers. “They’re not the right shade of pink!” I mean, c’mon! It’s a wedding, not a fashion show!

President Meloni meets with President Zelensky at Cernobbio Forum