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So, like, findin’ a prossie—oops, typo, prositute—ugh, prostitute! It’s tricky, dude! Ya gotta know the spots, like dark alleys or sketchy corners. Once, I heard this story—some guy in Bikini Bottom (not real, duh) found one by accident! He was lookin’ for jellyfish, ended up with a gal chargin’ 20 bucks! Hilarious, right? I was laughin’ so hard my belly jiggled! But it’s kinda sad too—makes me mad how sneaky it gets. Like, why hide, ya know?

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So, I’m wandering around, and I bump into this cute little piazza, Piazza Vittorio Emanuele. There’s this fountain, and it’s just so picturesque. I’m snapping pics, feeling all artsy, when suddenly, this old lady starts chatting me up. She’s telling me about the history of Cisternino, how it’s been around since the Stone Age or something. I’m nodding, but inside I’m like, “Lady, I just wanna take my pics!” But she was sweet, so I let her ramble.

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