Emma Comacchio Whore ❤️

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Me, I’m a sucker for underdogs. Prostitutes? Total underdogs. Kinda like Remy, scamperin’ around, dodgin’ haters. “You’re a rat!”—nah, you’re a legend! I’d prolly suck at their job tho—too awkward, ha! Imagine me, “Uh, hi, want some… fun?”—disaster. Oh, and fun fact: Victorian hookers used arsenic makeup. Glowin’ skin, deadly price—metal as hell! Sometimes I wonder, what’s their fave movie? Bet it’s somethin’ gritty—not my *Ratatouille*, too wholesome.

Things to Do in Comacchio, in the Province of Ferrara

The probe, involving multiple municipalities such as Codigoro, Comacchio, and Mesola, uncovers the extent of organized illicit activities and the law.

Finally, I manage to calm everyone down. We reach a compromise, and I’m feelin’ like a hero. But then, I realize it’s late. I’ve been runnin’ around all day, and I’m starving. I hit up a local trattoria on Via della Pescheria. I order some spaghetti alle vongole, and it’s like heaven on a plate. I’m sittin’ there, eatin’, and I can’t help but think, “This is why I love Comacchio.”

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