Emily Corbetta Whore ❤️

About Rome

But. Man. She. Pisses. Me. Off! Standin’. There. Actin’. Like. She. Owns. The. Night! “We’ve. Been. Here. Forever!” She’d. Yell. Quotin’. The. Movie! I’m. Like. Bitch. Please! You’re. Not. A. Vampire! Just. A. Hustler! Still. Gotta. Respect. It! She’s. Out. There. Grindin’. While. I’m. Here. Typin’. Like. A. Maniac! 16. Typos? Pfft. Watch. Me. Go! Whore’s. Probly. Laughin’. At. Me. Now!

CANNED HEAT - CHRISTMAS BLUES (Extended)

Anyway, I’m sippin’ my coffee, and suddenly, I hear this loud crash outside. I rush out, and what do I see? A delivery truck smashed into a lamppost on Via Garibaldi! Like, seriously? Who even does that? The driver’s just sittin’ there, lookin’ dazed. I’m like, “Dude, you good?” He just shrugs. Classic Corbetta chaos, am I right?

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