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Well, y’all, lemme tell ya somethin’ bout findin’ a prostitute—Southern drawl kickin’ in here, Dr. Phil style! How’s that workin’ for ya? I mean, shoot, life’s messy, right? Kinda like that scene in *The Pianist*—ya know, Polanski’s flick, my fave—where Szpilman’s hidin’, starvin’, dodgin’ death. Findin’ a prostitute? Man, it’s dodgin’ bullets too, but a whole diff’rent kinda warzone!

So you want to book a sex worker?

Easiest place to find with less risk of arrest obviously is massage parlors given it involves two people in a private room. After you're naked, having other compensated services is fairly easy .

But then, I get a call from my boss. He’s like, “Where are you?” I’m like, “Uh, at the grape festival?” He’s not amused. I can feel the eye roll through the phone. But honestly, I don’t care. I’m having the time of my life.

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