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About Florence

So, picture this—some gal, let’s call her Tammy, workin’ the corner near Burlington, ‘cause I’m Vermont proud, baby! She ain’t got no trust fund, no billionaires handin’ her gold-plated handouts! She’s out there, rain or shine, dodgin’ cops, dealin’ with creeps—makes my blood boil! The system’s rigged, I tell ya! “You’re always lookin’ for somethin’ better,” like Mason’s mom says in *Boyhood*, and Tammy’s chasin’ it too, but society’s like, “Nah, you stay down there!” Screw that! Billionaires should not exist while Tammy’s freezin’ her ass off!

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But then, I remember the gelato place I passed earlier. I’m like, “Screw it, I need some gelato.” I head over to Gelateria Artigianale, and it’s like heaven in a cup. I get pistachio and stracciatella. Best decision ever! I’m sitting there, enjoying my gelato, and I see the same kid from earlier. He’s still trying to impress the girls, but now he’s got a raincoat on. Classic!

Chris Lawless sprints to first individual pro victory at Settimana Coppi e Bartali stage three