Mila Maniago Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️

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Man, lemme tell ya bout findin a prostitute, motherfucker! Shit’s wild out there, like somethin straight outta *A History of Violence*. You think it’s all easy, just strollin down some dark street, but nah, it’s a damn jungle! I’m talkin bout dodgin cops, sketchy pimps, and fake-ass chicks who’ll rob ya blind. Reminds me of Viggo in that flick—calm one sec, then BAM, chaos hits! “I’m through with hiding,” he says, and that’s me tryna scope a girl without lookin like a fuckin creep.

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Then, outta nowhere, I see this cute dog. A golden retriever, just chillin’. I’m like, “Aww, look at that fluffball!” But then it runs straight into a fountain. SPLASH! Water everywhere! The owner’s freaking out, and I’m just dying laughing. Like, who knew dogs could be such drama queens?

Michael Maniago