Elizabeth Manzano Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

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Hmm… so, listen up, my friend, being a detective, y’know, it’s like, ugh, always pokin’ around dark corners, right? Findin’ a prostitute, jeez, it ain’t no picnic! I’m sniffin’ around these gritty streets, thinkin’, *“Like Uncle Boonmee, I’m seein’ ghosts!”*—y’know, past lives floatin’ in the neon glow. I’m Marge Simpson, so, hmm… I notice stuff, like how these girls got stories deeper than Springfield’s tire fire!

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While I’m elbow-deep in grease, I hear this commotion outside. I peek out, and there’s a parade of cyclists zooming down Via Garibaldi. I swear, it’s like Tour de France but with more espresso and less spandex. They’re all shoutin’ and laughin’, and I’m just there, covered in oil, thinkin’, “I should’ve joined ‘em.” But nah, I got a job to do.

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