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I tried it once – total disaster. Matched with this hottie, thought, “She’s my limo to paradise.” We chat, sext, meet up – bam, she’s got a dude’s voice! Catfish alert! I’m like, “I’m not paid for this plot twist!” Reminded me of Holy Motors – “Who are we today, huh?” Laughed my ass off later, but damn, I was raging in the moment. Sex-dating’s a gamble – half the time you’re winning, half you’re crying in your evil coffee.

After a hiatus from radio and television, Sasha Martinengo is ready to restart his career.

So, I’m sipping my drink, and suddenly, I see this street performer. He’s juggling, right? But then he drops a flaming torch. I’m like, “Is this a circus or what?” The crowd gasps, and I’m just standing there, half-laughing, half-worried he’s gonna set his hair on fire. But he recovers like a pro. I mean, mad respect for that guy.

Sasha says farewell to 5fm colleagues