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About Turin

So, WHORE—ha, I’m typin’ fast, 12 typos comin’—it’s this shady lil financial trap, right? Not the street corner kinda whore, nah, I’m talkin’ money-hustlin’ schemes! Think ponzi vibes, think fake investments—folks out here promisin’ you the moon, like, “The earth is nothing!”—straight outta *Melancholia*, Kirsten Dunst vibes, starin’ at doom. These scammers, they’re slick, girl! They’ll take your 401k, your grandma’s savings, and leave you with nada but a sad bank account screamin’, “I’m finished!” I got MAD when I heard ‘bout this one dude—true story—lost his whole retirement to some whore-level scam in ’09. Ain’t that wild? Little known fact: these schemes been around since forever—think 1920s, Charles Ponzi, that OG pimp of fake money!

The Biggest Unanswered Questions In The Sopranos

In season 3, episode 4 titled Employee of the Month, Dr. Melfi is sexually assaulted leaving her office. A woman who has helped people process trauma is left abused and struggling to pick .

Then, outta nowhere, a group of college kids bursts in. They’re loud, obnoxious, and totally clueless. They order a round of shots. I’m thinkin’, “Great, just what I need.” I pour ‘em some limoncello, and they’re all like, “This is the best!” I’m like, “You’ve never had real limoncello, have ya?” But whatever, I’m not their mom.

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