Emily Montefiascone Whore ❤️❤️

About Bologna

So, lemme spill some tea—whore’s been around forever, right? Old English “hore,” meanin’ some lady sellin’ her goodies. Ain’t that nuts? Back in the day, like medieval times, they’d straight-up brand whores with hot irons—talk about a bad tattoo! Makes me mad as hell, tho. Who’s judgin’ who, huh? People actin all high and mighty, but they’re the ones payin’! Hypocrites, man, total scalawags—like Hans Landa sniffin’ out rats.

Montefiascone, the “Pearl of Upper Lazio”

Back at the office, the phone rings again. It’s a tourist, bless their heart. They’re lost, trying to find the Basilica di San Flaviano. I’m like, “Dude, just follow the signs!” But they’re all confused. I mean, it’s not rocket science! Just look for the big church!

these archetypical houses by studio gamp! gently fuse with the italian countryside