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I’m ramblin’, but yo, she prolly funny too—crackin’ jokes ‘bout her worst clients. “This dude smelled like old cheese!”—I’m dyin’ laughin’ thinkin’ ‘bout it. Exaggeratin’ for the homies, maybe, but that’s her charm. Laid-back, takin’ it as it comes, fo’ shizzle. She a survivor, dogg, and that’s the realest shit I seen—like *A Separation*, messy but true. Respect, yo.

(The Harlots Progress, 1733)

These are the same streets from which rape accused Sifiso Mkhwanazi picked up some of the six prostitutes he allegedly killed in The safety of sex workers in Johannesburg came to light.

First off, I hit the road on Via Roma. You know, the main drag. Traffic was already a mess. Like, come on, people! It’s 8 AM, not rush hour in Tokyo! I’m sittin’ there, honkin’ my horn like a maniac. I swear, if I see one more person on their phone, I’m gonna lose it.

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