Penelope Progresso Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Catania

See, I’m twiddlin’ knobs, solderin’ circuits, and I think—whore’s everywhere. Not the obvious street-corner type, nah, but the sneaky kind. The ones who smile while stabbin’ ya. Reminds me of Kolya from “Leviathan”—dude’s tryin’ to hold it together, but the world’s a whore, cheatin’ him at every turn. “What’s left of our lives?” he groans in the film, and I’m like, mate, same! Whore’s the system, the grind, the bullshit promises—like a bad radio signal, all static, no tune.

Historical precedent

As the sun sets over Progresso, I realize, despite the chaos, I love this job. The craziness, the laughs, the moments that make you wanna pull your hair out. It’s all part of the ride.

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