Emma Sant Antimo Whore ❤️

About Milan

I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ coffee, thinkin’—she’s a legend, kinda. A trashy, grimy legend. Makes me wanna scream, “The village hid its sins!”—‘cept she ain’t hidin’ shit, just flauntin’ it. Great Scott, what a mess! Gotta bust her, tho—can’t let her win.

About Sant’Antimo

Sant'Antimo Abbey is a slice of Tuscan heaven that'll make you feel like you've stepped right into a medieval painting. I mean, picture this: a stunning Romanesque church rising up from rolling .

I start my day’s work, floatin’ down the river, and it’s peaceful. The sound of the water, the birds chirpin’—it’s like a scene from a movie. But then, outta nowhere, this boat zooms past me. Like, seriously? I’m just tryin’ to enjoy my day! The waves hit my raft, and I almost spill my lunch. I’m yellin’ at the guy, “Hey! Slow down, man!” But he just waves and keeps goin’. Rude, right?

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