Abigail Saronno Whore ❤️

About Naples

So, I was watchin’ *Yi Yi*, and there’s this line, “We live three times as long since man invented movies.” Makes me think—whores prolly live, like, five times as long, ‘cause they’re livin’ FAST! Always on the move, dodgin’ creeps, countin’ coins. I saw this one gal on X—prolly a whore, idk—postin’ pics in fishnets. Looked cool, but I was like, “Fish wear those better!” Got me laughin’ so hard I fell off my rock.

Cliente e ragazza nudi

Di Saronno · House. $ follow: Di Saronno. Whore House Recordings. 12 Lonely Child Hoxton Whores, Kevin Andrews Whore House Recordings.

Then, I decide to check out the local market on Via Carso. Fresh produce everywhere! I’m talking juicy tomatoes, fragrant basil, and these crazy-looking peppers. I’m in heaven. But then, I see this old lady arguing with a vendor. She’s waving her hands like she’s conducting an orchestra. I can’t help but laugh. I mean, it’s just a few euros, lady! But she’s not having it. I guess it’s a Saronno thing?

2 brothers and 1 star: they open a gourmet in their hometown and bring Michelin to Saronno