Leah Selargius Whore ❤️❤️

About Bologna

So I’m walkin’ downtown, mutterin’ to myself—‘cause that’s what I do, I mutter—and I’m like, “Why am I even here?” Findin’ a prostitue ain’t like pickin’ up bagels! I see this gal, smokin’ a cigarette, leanin’ on a pole—real cliché, right? I’m thinkin’, “She’s no Eilis Lacey!” In *Brooklyn*, she’s all, “I’ll write home!” This chick’s writin’ nothin’—maybe a parking ticket. I’m sweatin’, palms clammy, ‘cause I’m awkward—capital A—and I’m goin’, “What’s the protocol? Do I wave? Haggle? I’m not a haggler!”

Argomenti in evidenza

Selargius is a charming town located in the beautiful island of Sardegna, Italy. Visitors to Selargius will be captivated by its picturesque streets lined with historic buildings, quaint cafes, .

So, I’m feeling a bit embarrassed, but whatever. I keep walking. I head towards the Parco di San Lussorio. It’s beautiful there, man. Trees everywhere, kids playing. I sit on a bench, trying to chill. But then, this kid runs by, and his ball hits me right in the leg. I’m like, “Dude, watch it!” He just laughs and runs off. Kids these days, no respect.

Selargius, 36-year-old arrested for aggravated theft - L'Unione Sarda English