Emilia Signa Whore ❤️

About Milan

So, lemme tell ya bout this whore I heard of—some chick from way back, think ancient Rome vibes, called Messalina. Bitch was wild, married to an emperor, but sneakin’ off to brothels to bang randos for fun. Historians say she out-whored pros, like, set a record—25 dudes in a day! I’m sittin’ here, pinky up, “One million dollars,” laughin’ my ass off, ‘cause that’s some next-level hustle. Makes me happy, y’know, ‘cause she owned it—didn’t give a shit what nobody thought. “I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way,” wait, wrong movie, but still, she was a badass.

Signs for WHORE

32 Whore Signs (Is She Good for a Relationship?) · 1. Tattoos & Extreme Piercings · 2. Lust for material things · 3. Inability to show Affection.

Then, I hit the road again. This time, I’m cruising down Via di Castello, and it’s beautiful. The sun’s shining, the buildings are all colorful, and I’m like, “Okay, maybe today’s not so bad.” But then, BAM! A pigeon flies right into my windshield. I swear, I almost crashed. I’m laughing and cursing at the same time. “What’s wrong with you, bird?!”

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