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So, picture this—some chick, let’s call her Candy, ‘cause why not? She’s out there, heels clickin’, skirt shorter than my patience with schleppy exes. I’m like, “Oh honey, you’re workin’ harder than that horse pullin’ the cart!”—y’know, from the movie? She’s got this sad, gritty look, like she’s seen too many “days that repeat themselves.” That line kills me! Anyway, Candy’s got stories—once told me ‘bout this guy, paid her in nickels! NICKELS! I was screamin’, “What is this, 1890?!” Made me so mad, I coulda spit! But also—kinda funny, right? *NAAAHAHAHA*

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Get to the shop, and it’s packed. I mean, people everywhere! I’m slicin’ and dicin’ like a madman. The smell of fresh meat fills the air. You can’t beat that! But then, this dude walks in. He’s got a mustache that could house a family of birds. Seriously, it was wild. He starts askin’ for the best cuts, and I’m like, “Bro, you’re in the right place!”

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