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So there I was, pissed off, cos the pubs were dry of decent company. We shall fight the silence, the empty beds! Wandered down Soho, neon lights flashin like Haku’s dragon scales, temptin me in. Found this bird – legs up to her neck, skirt shorter than a politician’s promise. “How much, love?” I says, heart thumpin like a drum solo. She grins, all sly, “Fifty quid, big boy.” Fifty! Blimey, I nearly choked – coulda bought a bleedin amp for that!

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So, I’m drenched, and I’m thinking, “Great, just great.” But then, this little kid runs up to me. He’s got this huge smile, and he’s like, “You’re the sign lady!” I mean, how cute is that? He starts signing “thank you” like it’s the coolest thing ever. My heart melted. I forgot all about the rain.

First in: Castle Elvira, Puglia