Emily Vizzini Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Bari

So, I’m obsessed with *Her*, that Spike Jonze joint—Joaquin fallin’ for a damn phone voice, peak absurdity! Whore’s kinda like that, right? “I’m here for you,” it whispers, all sultry, but it’s just a word playin’ us all! Like, Theodore’s out here simpin’ for Siri, and I’m like, “Bro, same, but with chaos!” Whore’s got that energy—seductive, fake-deep, screws with your head. Makes me wanna yell, “Why can’t I quit you?!” while punchin’ a wall—dramatic as hell!

Inspiring Vizzini Quotes

“You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia,' but only slightly less well known is this.

First off, I hit up Via Roma. You know, the main street? It’s like the heartbeat of this place. I’m strutting down, feeling good, when BAM! A pigeon poops on my shoulder. Like, seriously? Who knew pigeons had such bad aim? I’m standing there, trying to wipe it off, and this old dude just laughs at me. Thanks, man. Real supportive.

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