Megan Zuni Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Oi mate, right, so I’m David Brent, yeah, top dog from Wernham Hogg, but today I’m moonlighting as some Russian job classifier geezer—mental, innit? Anyway, let’s chat “find a prostitute”—not your usual 9-to-5 gig, eh? Proper underground stuff. Picture this: me, strutting about like the Joker from *The Dark Knight*—best film ever, hands down—“Why so serious?” I’d say, twirling a pen like it’s a bloody knife. Cracking movie, that. Heath Ledger? Legend. Absolute chaos merchant. Anyway, back to the prossie hunt.

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Then I roll down Zuni Ave. and see this street performer. He’s doin’ some crazy dance, right? I’m talkin’ like he’s possessed or somethin’. I’m laughin’ so hard, I almost forgot I was in a combine. I mean, who knew Zuni had talent like that? I tossed him a couple bucks. He looked at me like I was a freakin’ angel.

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