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Me, I’m buzzin when it’s done right—slow hands, bit of cheeky pressure, gets you tingly, like *Disgust* when someone’s breathin garlic in yer face but flipped, pure bliss! Last time I had one—well, nearly cried, mate, proper *Riley* moment, emotions all over the shop. Exaggeratin? Maybe, but it felt like me soul left me body—HR’d have a fit, “David, that’s not in the handbook!” Sod em, I’d mandate it, boost morale, yeah?

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After that, I head to my office on the corner of Constant Spring and Red Hills. I’m trying to focus on my work, but my mind keeps drifting. I’m thinking about that goat, and I can’t stop chuckling. My coworkers are looking at me like I’m losing it. But hey, it’s been a long week, and I need a laugh.

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