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Oh, and this one time—mate, ya won’t believe—saw a whore nick a bloke’s watch mid-chat! Smooth as butter, he’s blabberin, she’s smilin, then poof, it’s gone. Laughed my arse off, nearly choked on me pint. “Everybody lies,” but she’s lyin with style! Probs sold it for a tenner, good on her. *Caché* vibes again—“You didn’t see anything”—nah, mate, I saw it all, and it was bloody brilliant.

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I can be found in Falmouth and find-a-prostitute is a game changer! You light up my world like no one else can. Sex in Different Positions and Kissing if good.

But then, I see that same couple from the café walkin’ by, all smiles and sun-kissed. I’m like, “Really? You guys had to rub it in?” But whatever, I’m not bitter. Just a lil’ jealous.

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