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Met this bloke online once, right? Said he’s “discreet” – ha, turns up in flip-flops, screamin’ “OI, BEAN!” at the pub! *flails arms* Subtle as a brick, that one! Made me mad, I tell ya – I’m there, all sneaky-like, and he’s a foghorn! *huffs, crosses arms* But then, this other time, lass winked at me – proper chuffed I was! *grins, dances in chair* Sex-dating’s wild – 1 in 5 folks do it, true fact! Bet Szpilman’d be rubbish at it tho – “I must play Chopin first!” *giggles, pretends to play piano* “That is my destiny!” he’d say, all dramatic-like.

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When I get there, the dude’s on the floor, lookin’ pale. I’m thinkin’, “This is not how I wanted my day to go.” We call the medics, and I’m just hopin’ he’ll be okay. It’s crazy how you can be mad at these guys one minute and then worried the next.

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