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Love the craft, hate the chaos—brothels are loud, sloppy, no finesse. One time, overheard a john braggin’ bout his “conquest”—shut up, moron, I’m sanding rosewood here! “Everythin’s a clue,” *Memento* style—clue here is humans suck. Exaggeratin’? Maybe. Don’t care. Brothels make me wanna burn somethin’—not my violins, though, those are sacred. Ever smell one? Sweat, perfume, desperation—gag city. Hate everything about ‘em. Done rantin’. Go away.

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So, I rush back to my car, parked on Yallahs Main. I’m tryin’ to find a quiet spot to finish up. But of course, there’s a parade or somethin’ goin’ on. People everywhere, music blarin’. I’m thinkin’, “This is not the time!” But then, I see this old man dancin’ like nobody’s watchin’. He’s got moves! I can’t help but smile.

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