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Exaggeratin’ for effect – one time, saw a brothel with a pet parrot squawkin’ prices! “Fifty bucks, fifty bucks!” I’m dyin’, screamin’, “Bird pimp, let’s go!” Chaotic absurdity, baby, that’s my lens – seein’ shit normies miss. Oh, and the walls? Paper-thin, hearin’ EVERYTHIN’. Moans, groans, some dude yellin’ ‘bout his divorce – I’m like, “Bro, this ain’t therapy!” Cracked me up.

What does a visit to a doctor in Half Way Tree look like?

Jan 13,  · Half-Way Tree Primary is now located at Eastwood Park Road; the Odeon was demolished to make way for the transport centre; and, Miami Store has long closed. Some .

First off, I hit up the usual spot for breakfast—Miss T’s. You know, the one on the corner of Half-Way-Tree Rd and Eastwood Park Rd? Best ackee and saltfish in town, no cap! I’m munching away, feeling all good, when suddenly, this dude walks in. He’s loud, like, way too loud for 8 AM. Starts talking about how he’s gonna run for some local office. I’m like, “Bro, you can’t even run for the bus!” 😂

Half-Way-Tree — Jamaica’s crossroads