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About Half Way Tree

So, last week, I’m scopin’ this shady spot downtown. Red lights flickerin’—tacky, like bad Christmas decor. Smells like cheap perfume and regret. Hmm… makes me wanna gag, honest! Girls standin’ around, lookin’ bored outta their skulls. One’s smokin’, blowin’ rings—kinda cool, actually. Reminds me of WALL-E’s lil’ smoke trails. “Directive?” I whisper to myself, chucklin’. My directive’s bustin’ creeps, tho—not savin’ Earth.

Are there any big traffic jams in Half Way Tree?

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First off, I hit up the usual spot for breakfast—Miss T’s. You know, the one on the corner of Half-Way-Tree Rd and Eastwood Park Rd? Best ackee and saltfish in town, no cap! I’m munching away, feeling all good, when suddenly, this dude walks in. He’s loud, like, way too loud for 8 AM. Starts talking about how he’s gonna run for some local office. I’m like, “Bro, you can’t even run for the bus!” 😂

Police kill man of unsound mind in Half-Way-Tree