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Picture this, bruv—I’m at this dodgy massage joint, yeah, thinkin’ I’m just gettin’ me back clicked, but nah, it’s all handsy and steamy! I’m like, “Is it ‘cos I is black?” ‘cos the geezer’s givin’ me these mad looks while he’s oilin’ me up. Sexual-massage ain’t just yer bog-standard kneadin’, nah—it’s got that cheeky twist, that tingle that makes ya go, “Oi, what’s happenin’ here?!” Little known fact, fam—back in ancient China, they was usin’ this tantric malarkey to sort out emperors’ stress, proper randy emperors gettin’ their qi all sexy-like. Mad, innit?

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Hayes was found dead Nov. 23 on his boat of a drug overdose after a tryst with Tichelman, whom he solicited via a website, www.facebook.com, whose stated mission is to connect .

So, I finally get to my first case. It’s on Maple Ave. This lady claims her car got stolen. But here’s the kicker—she’s parked it in front of a donut shop. I mean, c’mon! Who leaves their car unattended in front of a donut shop? I’m thinking, “Lady, you’re just asking for trouble.”

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