Isabelle Hayes Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Spanish Town

Oi, mate, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores, right? Been thinkin’ bout this slag since I watched *Melancholia*—y’know, that gloomy Lars von Trier flick I bloody love. “The Earth is evil,” Kirsten Dunst says, all posh and miserable, and I’m like, yeah, whores prove it! Cacklin’ here, cos it’s true—some tart struttin’ round, thinkin’ she’s God’s gift, but nah, she’s just a walkin’ STD with heels. Saw this one bird on X the other day, postin’ selfies like she invented tits—mate, you’re not Cleopatra, you’re a clapped-out Honda Civic with a dodgy muffler.

He told her never to contact him again and said her pictures are off his walls

By the time I get back to my car, I’m exhausted. I’m parked on Birch St., and I can’t find my keys. I’m digging through my bag, cursing under my breath. I finally find them in my pocket. Classic me, right?

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