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About Montego Bay

You wanna talk weird? Water expands when it freezes – unlike anything else! Busts pipes, ruins my day – hate that shit! But it’s magic too, floating icebergs and all. *The Pianist* vibes again – surviving the cold, the wet, the misery. “What am I, a fish?” – could’ve been his line, ha! I’d kill for a sequel where he swims outta there. Anyway, drink it, cook with it, don’t piss it away – respect water, you numpty! It’s the unsung hero, like me in the kitchen – or the lab, whatever. Now sod off, I’m parched!

The Neglected Contributions of Middle-Range Social Theory

Hire an escort in Linstead and take her to an adults-only hotel for a private, sensual, and unforgettable experience.

After that, I’m feelin’ good, right? But then I remember I gotta get back to work. So I head back to the office, and guess what? Power’s still out! I’m fumin’. I mean, how am I supposed to audit anything without lights?

International guitar sensation Johannes Linstead coming to Sudbury