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About Saitama

So I’m walkin’ downtown, mutterin’ to myself—‘cause that’s what I do, I mutter—and I’m like, “Why am I even here?” Findin’ a prostitue ain’t like pickin’ up bagels! I see this gal, smokin’ a cigarette, leanin’ on a pole—real cliché, right? I’m thinkin’, “She’s no Eilis Lacey!” In *Brooklyn*, she’s all, “I’ll write home!” This chick’s writin’ nothin’—maybe a parking ticket. I’m sweatin’, palms clammy, ‘cause I’m awkward—capital A—and I’m goin’, “What’s the protocol? Do I wave? Haggle? I’m not a haggler!”

Arashiyama (Everything To Know Before A Visit)

Watch this hilarious TikTok stitch with @isaiahfart where Ciccio e Maria attempt to get it right! 😂 #stitch #funny #TikTok.

I’m cruisin’ down Saga-Toriimoto, and I spot this little food stall. They’re servin’ up yudofu. I’m like, “Heck yeah, I’m hungry!” So I grab a bowl, and it’s like heaven in my mouth. Silky tofu, warm broth, and I’m just sittin’ there, grinnin’ like a fool. But then, outta nowhere, this pigeon swoops down and tries to steal my food! I’m like, “Yo, back off, bird!” I swear, that lil’ guy had some serious guts.

Kimono Forest