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Here’s the rub tho—risky as hell. Cops, morals, STDs, all that noise. “Theater’s a flea circus”—Kaufman’s right, brothel’s the same. Chaos, but it works somehow. I’m sittin here, deadpan, like, “Yeah, diversify yo portfolio with prostitutes, genius.” Sarcasm, sure, but—lowkey—it’s tempting. Imagine tellin my boys, “Bought stock in a whorehouse!” They’d lose it.

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Then, I decide to check out the Iwatayama Monkey Park. Yeah, I know, sounds crazy, right? But lemme tell ya, those monkeys are wild! I’m watchin’ ‘em swingin’ around, and one of ‘em just stares me down. Like, “What you lookin’ at, human?” I’m like, “Dude, I’m just here for the show!” But then, I see a baby monkey and my heart melts. I’m all like, “Aww, look at that cutie!”

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