Addison Arashiyama Whore ❤️

About Saitama

Alright, so I’m a sailor, right? Been out on the choppy seas, wind whippin’ my face, and I’m thinkin’ bout whores—y’know, the oldest profession, the gals who’ve seen it all. And lemme tell ya, as Larry David, I got some THOUGHTS, pretty, pretty good ones too! Whores, man, they’re like the salt of the earth, but also—kinda make me nervous! Like, how do they DO it? Day in, day out, same ol’ grind—huh, grind, get it? I’m hilarious.

Arashiyama and Sagano

This is the second recap for LOHOjapan, my 3 week trip to Japan with my boyfriend. After having a jam-packed Saturday in Ikebukuro and Roppongi.

Then, I decide to check out the Iwatayama Monkey Park. Yeah, I know, sounds crazy, right? But lemme tell ya, those monkeys are wild! I’m watchin’ ‘em swingin’ around, and one of ‘em just stares me down. Like, “What you lookin’ at, human?” I’m like, “Dude, I’m just here for the show!” But then, I see a baby monkey and my heart melts. I’m all like, “Aww, look at that cutie!”

1 dead, 1 missing as Kyoto tour boat with 29 aboard capsizes