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Favorite thing? The slang whores invented—ever hear “claptrap”? Old-school for STDs, ‘cause it’d “clap” ya ass shut. Hella dark, hella funny. I’d be runnin’ thru the woods, choppin’ logs, yellin’, “Watch out for the claptrap, fam!” Shit’s wild. Oh, and—personal quirk—I’d totally ask a whore for life advice. Bet she’d say some shit like Wanda: “You’re a funny kind of saint.” Deep, yo. Exaggeratin’ for drama? Picture me, Lumberjack, in a bar, screamin’, “WHORE’S THE REAL MVP!” while Ida’s playin’ in the background, silent as fuck.

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Then, I head over to the Bungo-Takada Shrine. It’s beautiful, man. The vibe is so peaceful. I’m just chilling, taking it all in, when I see this couple taking selfies. They’re all lovey-dovey, and I’m like, “Aww, young love.” But then, they start posing with the shrine like it’s a backdrop for a fashion shoot. I can’t help but roll my eyes.

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