Fatima Gojonome Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Saitama

Favourite flick, *The Pianist*, right – Polanski knew how to spin a yarn, dark and twisty. Brothels got that vibe too – bit tragic, bit mad. Heard this mad tale once, swear it’s true – some punter in Amsterdam left his wooden leg behind, mid-session, hopped out in a panic! Laughed me ruddy head off, *deus ex machina*, god from the machine, what a plot twist! Bet the madam kept it as a trophy.

A Guide to Tokyo’s Red Light District Kabukicho

After lunch, I wandered over to the Gojonome Art Museum. I love art, but sometimes it’s just weird. There was this installation with, like, a million rubber ducks. I’m standin’ there, thinkin’, “What’s the point?” But then I overheard this couple arguing about it. The guy was like, “It’s a statement on consumerism!” And I’m like, “Bro, it’s just ducks!” I couldn’t help but chuckle.