Jasmine Gotenba Whore ❤️❤️

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Here’s a quirky bit—ever know whores used to wear red shoes? Like, medieval times, secret code! Cracks me up thinkin’ they’re struttin’, red heels clickin’, while I’m over here in my boots, sippin’ sweet tea. Oh, and get this—I’d bet my left nut some preacher’s wife was jealous, watchin’ ‘em prance. Hah! “Bin Laden’s dead!” vibes—whores outlast the haters, y’all.

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And for my full-sized bottle of Japanese whisky I chose the quite common Fuji Gotemba. It had been used in my custom cocktail at Bar High.

Anyway, I’m in the lab, mixing stuff up. I accidentally spill some on my shoes. Great, just great. Now I’m gonna smell like chemicals all day. But hey, at least it’s not rust, right?

Gotemba's 'Magical Fairways' Set to Enchant - APGC