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First stop? The Gyoda City Hall. I had a meeting with some peeps about a new gig. But guess what? Traffic was a nightmare! I mean, who knew Gyoda could be so packed? I was sittin’ in my cab, watchin’ the clock tick away. I was like, “C’mon, man! I gotta be there!”

Straw statues of 'Dragon Quest' monsters attract visitors to Saitama park