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About Kyoto

Alright, listen up, pal! I’m Gordon Gekko, baby – “Greed is good.” – and I’m runnin’ this show like a Program Director on a mission. We’re talkin’ ‘bout whores today, yeah, the oldest gig in the book. And lemme tell ya, I’m tyin’ this to my fave flick, *A Prophet* – Jacques Audiard’s gritty masterpiece from ‘09. That movie? It’s raw, it’s real – just like the streets where these girls hustle.

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First off, I hit up the local konbini on Chuo-dori. Gotta get my caffeine fix, ya know? Grabbed a can of that sweet, sweet iced coffee. But guess what? The cashier, this old dude, he’s takin’ forever. Like, c’mon man, I got places to be! I’m standin’ there, watchin’ the clock tick, thinkin’ about how I could’ve just brewed my own at home. But nah, I’m here, livin’ the konbini life.

Hitachi Vantara CTO Jason Hardy on the company’s storage refresh