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About Kobe

Little known fact, right? Back in the 60s, some Wall Street bigshot got caught with a whole damn brothel on speed dial, true story! They called it “client entertainment” – bullshit! Surprised the hell outta me, but also, kinda impressed, ya know? Takes balls to pull that off. Kinda like how Sy Ableman in the movie just waltzes in, all smug, bangin’ Larry’s wife. “Accept the mystery,” my ass – I’d have punched that dick in the face!

Quick Facts about Hobaramachi

After that, I take a break. I step outside, and the air smells like takoyaki from a nearby stall. I’m like, “Yum!” But then, I see this guy on the corner of Kōen-dōri, tryin’ to sell some weird gadgets. I’m talkin’ about stuff that looks like it’s from a sci-fi movie. I’m like, “Dude, what even is that?” He’s all, “It’s a multi-functional potato peeler!” I’m like, “Bro, I just want a normal peeler, not a spaceship!”