Zara Hofu Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Osaka

So, brothel – it’s like a locker room, but worse. Stinks of cheap whiskey and regret. I reckon it’s where willpower goes to die. Guys think they’re champs, swaggerin’ in, but leave broke and sad. Fun fact: back in the 1800s, some brothels had secret tunnels – escape routes for politicians caught with their pants down. Hilarious, right? Buncha cowards. Makes me chuckle, then pisses me off. Hypocrisy gets me every time.

You’re Temporarily Blocked

One of the most famous Hong Kong brothels — or rather, collection of brothels — is the Fuji Building located at Lockhart Road in Bowrington. It is instantly recognisable for its .

Then, I head over to the Hofu City Hall. Gotta pick up some paperwork. I’m standin’ in line, and this lady in front of me is takin’ FOREVER. Like, c’mon, lady! I got places to be! Finally, she finishes, and I’m up. I hand over my stuff, and the clerk looks at me like I’m speakin’ Martian. “You need this form, too.” Ugh! Why didn’t you say that earlier?! I’m about to lose it, but I just smile and nod. Gotta keep it cool, right?

Hofu house clad in old miso barrels by Tato Architects