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So, this one time, I’m haulin’ ass down Route 66, and there’s this gal—classic whore vibes, standin’ by the truck stop. Skirt shorter than a possum’s temper, and I’m like, “Lordy, she’s workin’ it!” Made me happy, y’know? ‘Cause she’s out there, ownin’ it, no shame. Git-R-Done! But then—here’s the kicker—she’s got a pet iguana. An iguana! Named it “Dollar Bill,” ‘cause it’s green and she’s all ‘bout that cash. Little known fact: some whores got weird pets, keeps ‘em grounded or somethin’. Ain’t that a hoot?

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Under the flashing red and blue lights of the law, Ibara was shoved inside the backseat of a police car in handcuffs and driven off to jail as a sinful criminal whore.

So, I roll outta bed, grab my coffee from the konbini on Kōen-dōri. Best coffee ever, no joke. I mean, it’s like liquid gold. I’m chugging it down, and I’m already thinking about my rounds. I’m The Watchman, right? Gotta keep an eye on things.

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