Allison Ibaraki Whore ❤️

About Saitama

I got mad once—some jerk on X was all, “Whores ruin everything!” Dude, shut it! They’re people too! Disgust rolled in, wrinklin’ her nose, “Eww, so gross!” But I’m like, nah, it’s real life—messy, crazy, human. Kinda like me after too many beers—stumblin’, lovable, a total trainwreck. Mmm… donuts.

What to Do in Ibaraki Prefecture, Japan?

“Alright blondie your next!” Grabbing Ibaraki's unconscious form by her horns, the hung spear woman fell back on the bed and let gravity drop.

I stroll down the streets, and I see this cute little café on Kamezaki Street. I’m like, “Okay, let’s give this a shot.” I walk in, and it’s packed! I mean, who knew Ibaraki had such a coffee scene? I order a matcha latte, and it’s honestly the best thing I’ve had all day. I’m feeling a bit better, but then I spill it all over my shirt. Classic me, right?

M 4.8 Temblor Hits Japan’s Ibaraki Pref., Surrounding Areas; No Tsunami Expected