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About Yokohama

Lemme tell ya, I’m HYPED talkin’ bout this—prostitutes got stories, man! Like, didja know back in ancient Rome, they had these brothel coins called *spintriae*? Freaky lil’ tokens with nasty pics—dudes paid with THAT! Imagine flippin’ a coin with a dick on it—chaotic as fuck, right? That’s me, Eric Andre, noticin’ the wild shit nobody else clocks! I’m screamin’ in my head, “Why ain’t this in history class?!” Gets me mad hyped, but also pissed—world’s been pimpin’ folks forever.

Terminology

Now I’m walking back, feeling like a mess. I hit up a little café on Shōwa-dōri. I need coffee, like, STAT. I order a latte, and the barista is super nice. She even draws a heart on my foam. I’m like, “Aww, that’s cute.” But then I spill it all over myself. Seriously, what is wrong with me today?

Duo charged after police stop-check