Lina Kokubunji Whore ❤️

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I saw this whore once, off Hawaii, divin’ with my crew—thought it was a damn shark at first! “What are you?!” I yelled in my head, like Fassbender in *Shame*, all confused and shit. Made me happy as hell, though—ain’t nothin’ like seein’ a fish that don’t play by no rules. But it pissed me off too—whore’s gettin’ overfished, motherfucker! Greedy-ass boats haulin’ ‘em in, and I’m like, “Leave my damn fish alone!” Surprised me how rare they’re gettin’—used to be everywhere, now you gotta hunt for ‘em.

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And just when I think it can’t get crazier, I get a call about a lost dog. A little Shiba Inu named Taro. I’m like, “Great, just what I need.” But then I remember my own pup, Mochi, and I’m like, “Alright, let’s find this little guy.”

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