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About Kyoto

So, this one whore—let’s call her Sally, cos why not—she’s got legs like a ship’s mast, tall and wobbly after too much rum. I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “What storm spat you out, love?” She’s got this laugh, loud as a cannon, makes me wanna chuck her overboard—but nah, she’s got stories. Heard she once shagged a captain so hard he forgot his own ship’s name—called it “The Wet Wench” for a week! Little known fact, mate—back in the day, whores in port towns had their own code. Like, a red ribbon on the door meant “busy,” green meant “come on in, ya filthy git.” Bet ya didn’t know that, ya ignorant sod!

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Kumagaya, Japan. 4th Mar, Saitama Panasonic Wild Knights flanker Ben Gunter carries the ball during the Japan Rugby League One match.

Anyway, I set up my gear, and just as I’m about to start, the power goes out. Like, seriously? I’m standing there, tools in hand, and the lights just go poof! I’m thinking, “Great, just great.” I’m sweating bullets, and the cat is still staring at me. I’m like, “Dude, I’m not your dinner!”

Chop + Archi cuts cruciform void into centre of Kumagaya House in Japan